At No.3 on our countdown, it’s the undead mass-murderer Jason Vorhees! No doubt this machete-wielding creepshow from the Friday the 13th series is one of the scariest villains of all time. But we’re dying to know what the costume department was thinking when they stuck him in this “Free Hugs” t-shirt! (If we didn’t know any better, we’d say we were making this up!)
At No.4 on our countdown, it’s none other than hard-bodied humanitarian Angelina Jolie! This unfortunate (and “completely undoctored by us”) photo just proves the old adage: If you’re gonna go for pissed-off & soaking-wet, leave the Children’s Television Workshop out of it.
In at No. 5 is this 1992 shot of a booty-licious Al Gore. It was taken shortly before he became Vice President but only surfaced in the last year. (And we suspect we know why.) Of course, the worst part of this outfit is that his shirt references a Wendy’s catchphrase, yet he’s holding a McDonald’s drink! OK, fine, maybe that’s not the worst part. Just saying.
